If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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