It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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