did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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