Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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