I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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