I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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