Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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