But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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