White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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