he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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