Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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