haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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