i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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