MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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