the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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