no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
