doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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