just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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