i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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