I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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