Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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