I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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