i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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