Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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