i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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