i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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