thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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