All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
