My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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