People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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