My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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