chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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