Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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