your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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