so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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