Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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