when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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