I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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