Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hippo gnu deer
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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