why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.