lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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