so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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