we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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