We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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