it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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