I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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