I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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