maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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