We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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