every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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