dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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