Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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