You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
dude. I can hear the air.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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