i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
