This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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